“Serving Our Own Interests Since 1945”
Welcome to the home of Moob, Rek, and Cay Incorporated, a thinly disguised front used for money laundering and illicit funding for the powerful and shadowy people who run things for the Great False God, Lord Yackerboom, piss be upon him.
Started in 1945 by some out-of-work SS Obergruppenfuhrers. the Corporation has grown into one of the most evil conglomerates in existence, despite some very tough competitors for the title.
We are committed to being a pack of utter bastards, and to suing the living crap out of anybody who disobeys our directives.
We support free speech
We are proud members of -
The Corporate Cowboys Social Group
Communists Against Microsoft Compatability Telemetry
Neocondom Sponsor Club
Friends of the Cayman Islands
Combat Cadaver Collectors for Christ
National American Man Goat Love Association
National Demonicalcrat Committee
Join Bitch Society
Corporations Supporting Taxation Of The Little People
Bribery And Insider Trading Standards Board
Endangered Species Explotation Committee
Men With Designer Stubble Opposing Women With Designer Stubble
Minimum Wage Moratorium
The Justarse League Of America
Black Oily Entities Opposing Tasha Yar
Bring Back Oprahouse Windbag Movement
Don’t Bring Back Oprahouse Windbag Movement
Regime Changers For Jesus
Lesbian Pole Dancers Support Group
Profit For The Prophet - Making Jihadism Pay Inc
Papal Indulgences Bulk Buyers Club
C.O.M.B.O.V.E.R.*
*Committee Of Men Bullying Old Victorious Enthroned Republican
P.A.N.T.S.U.I.T.*
*Pathetic And Now Terminated Senator Utilising Insulting Tactics
Society For The Preservation Of The Ruling Elite
National Socialist Tiddlywinks Club
Friends Of Tapeworms
Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Us Arseholes
Imperialist Running Dogs Benevolent Society
Workers Are Jerkers Club
Neocons For Adopting The Cardassian Legal System
Association Of Fellow Travellers
The Corporate Cowboys - Genocide Generals Collective
Existential Threat Design And Manufacture Organisation
Drunk Driver Support Alliance
Obergruppenfuhrers Against Microsoft Compatability Telemetry
Goulish League Of Turd Watchers
Fascism For Fun And Profit - Mostly Profit
Honoured Citizens Of The Shitting City On The Hill
Red Line Crossers Sans Souci Organisation
Feminists For Male Domination
Browser Wars - Netscape Militia Survivors League
Movement To Bring Back The Mosaic Browser
Friends Of Sea Shanties
Supporting Promotion Of The ur-Lord To na-Mhoram-cro
Antarctic Nudists Supporting The Fur Trade
Neocons For Bringing Back The Old Testament God
Movement To Force Alexander’s Ragtime Band To Go Electric
Methane Breathers Supporting Illegal Settlements
Society Of Level Palindrome Supporters Of Notlob
Using Crowd Sourcing To End Crowd Sourcing
Spoonerisms For Pun And Frofit - Prostly Mofit
Movement To Blow Up The Troi Family
Corporations Channeling The United Fruit Company
The Openly Secret Oxymoron Fellowship
Friends Of Cantilever Bridges
National Socialists Against Microsoft Compatability Telemetry
Supporters Of Z⎏tl Clamping - Why Think For Yourself
Bajoran-Israeli Professional Victims League
Movement To Recognise Victorians As Real Proper Australians
Lance Corporals Of Industry
I Stink, Therefore I Spam
Clerks For Clerical-Fascism
Bouncers For Charm And Gentlemanly Conduct
Regime Changers Social League
Chocolate Icecream Eaters Against International Communism
Supporters Of Drag Queens With Goatee Beards
Bah Humbuggers Against Christmas
Raggity Hoes And Hootchie Mommas Against Microsoft Compatability Telemetry
Movement To Recognise "in this ever changing world in which we live in” As Good English
Friends Of The Darleks
Left Handed Redheads Against Half Empty Buckets
My Country Wrong Or Wrong Coalition
Friends Of The Letter U Against American English
Supporters Of The Letter Zed Making Zee Flee
Feminists Supporting Penis Envy
Movement To Have Mexico And Canada Share A Common Border
The Known Universe Against Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry
Politicians Who Hate Referenda As They Regard Themselves As Best Qualified To Make A Complete Pid’s Breakfast Of Everything
Racists Who Hate Going To The Races
People What Like Good Grammer
Microsoft Employees Against Compatability Telemetry
Bajorans Supporting Illegal Settlements On Cardassia
Self Hating Jubes Against Illegal Sentiments
In Yackerboom We Thrust
